More Miscellaneous Funny Facebook Status Updates!

NAME...

1. Says touch your head. Touch your nose. NAME didn't say touch your nose.
2. is really tired of kidney stones
3. smells better than he tastes
4. often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
5. has a clear conscience or was that a bad memory?
6. is modest and proud of it!
7. is boycotting shampoo and demanding real poo!
8. was reviewing your profile but couldn't turn the suck down!
9. is a vegetarian, not because he loves animals but because he hates plants!
10. wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.